The Galidor Incident

WARNING!!! The following is a graphic account of the events of the morning of Sunday, March 16, 2003. Viewer discretion is advised.

A terrible tragegy occoured during the spring TEXLUG meeting held in Houston, Texas on the morning of March 16, 2003. What follows is an account of what happened that day.

9:01 AM
The members of TEXLUG arrive at the meeting hall on the second day of their spring meeting.

9:02 AM
The members of TEXLUG enter the premises.

9:03:00 AM
The individual known as Nick Bluetooth is found chained to a stretch of LEGO track.

9:03:02 AM
A rampaging LEGO minifig, whom has yet to be identified, drives a LEGO railway snow plow at Bluetooth.

9:03:04 AM
The railway snow plow plows into Bluetooth

9:03:10 AM
The unnamed minifig parks the railway snow plow near the body of Bluetooth and surveys the scene. Bluetooth's final words were reported as: "Run you Gungan fool, run!"

9:04 AM
A small crowd begins to gather and rejoice at Bluetooth's death. A LEGO camerafig begins to broadcast the scene worldwide. An odd looking Minifig identified as one Jar Jar Binks begins to run around in hysterics. Nick Bluetooth is pronounced dead.

9:05 AM
The railway snow plow driver begins to chase down Jar Jar Binks.

T.J. Avery said later to reporters: "I... I just don't know what happened. We never saw it coming. We just walked in and saw it all. It's a good thing someone took some pictures of it. I think we're going drinking later."

Pat Hough was quoted as saying: "He didn't look like LEGO, but he sure did spit out a lot of bricks. Are they up for trade?"

Anthony Sava could only comment: "I was all like 'dude!', and he was all like 'woah!' and I was all like 'dude!', and he was all like 'woah...'."

Police would not reveal the identity of the railway snow plow driver, as they thought justice had already been done.

Thanks to Anthony Sava for this submission!


Upon reviewing surveillance video, authorities were able to discover the initiation of this terrible tradgedy.


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